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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Men are Just Happier...

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

I found this on sr. Wafa's blog. Liked it so thought i'd share.

Men are Just Happier... are they ?

Nicknames :

* If Laura , Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura , Kate and Sarah .

If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


Eating Out:

* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in R20, even though it's only for R32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

*When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


Bathrooms:


*A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel


*The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


Arguments:

*A woman has the last word in any argument.



*Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Future:

*A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.



*A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



Success:

*A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.



*A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



Marriage:

*A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't


*A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does..



Dressing Up:

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.



*A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



Offspring:

*Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.



*A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..



Thought for the Day:

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

5 comments:

Sarira said...

Hey sis!
I just found your bloggy :D

This was pretty funny!! thanks for sharing,

Oh and p.s. I'm an Americanized Egyptian, myself (I call myself that because I left the US at an early age but continued to attended american schools all my life :D Oh and if you're wondering, I didn't move to Egypt- I went to the Arabian Gulf :P)

BubbliMuslima said...

@Sarira, well welcome to bubblez island sis, lol.

Sana said...

looooll. This was so funny and true!! and ROFL at the last one!! I think men are pretty simple but I have a hard time figuring them out bc I psychoanalyze everything and try to figure them out the same way I'd try to figure out a woman.

Winning-over-my-world said...

LOL! I'm reading this at like 11:20 and am trying not to burst out laughing and wake everyone up. XD

Muslim Girl said...

Haha this was so funny and cute! Poor men...